Another Day in the Life of Me:
So Yhani and his boyfriend Dustin were facetiming me. (They're in California for Pride)
And both of them were drunk off their asses. And this is the buttfuck drunk conversation we had:
Yhani: *starts crying*
Dustin: What's wrong?
Me: Yhani? What happened?
Yhani: I lost him!
Yhani: Duddy! He left during the parade!
Dustin: Oh my god.
Me: How drunk a- (Duddy is Dustins nickname)
Dustin: We left Duddy! How could we! *starts crying*
Yhani: *comes to the sudden realization that Dustin is right next to him* Oh my god Duddy! I found you!
Dustin: oooooo you found Duddy! How did I get lost?
Yhani: You walked off! I couldn't find you! But here you are Duddy!
Dustin: Here i am! Thank you for finding me baaaabe.
Me: How much did you two drink and/or smoke?
Yhani: All of it.
Dustin: *giggles uncontrollably while kissing Yhani's cheek*
Me: I think you two should get some rest.
Dustin: Bye love you mom!
Let this be a lesson to you children: don't drink ten beers while you're at pride.
There were times in our lives when we needed you, but you weren’t there. Times when you just didn't care. Times when you needed to be anywhere else but here, holding your two friends' hands. Better places, funnier and happier places.
And now you feel you have the right to discuss and comment our private life. Things that should be ours and only ours to tell and comment. Still not giving a damn about us, still not offering a helping hand, just running your mouth and sticking your nose into our business. And you still think we should give a damn about you?
Saw my favorite band for the second time this weekend, now I'm the happiest girl alive! @paramore thank you for coming back to #germany and thank you for this awesome new album #afterlaughter
For a really long time you have been bringing joy to my world, when life got tough I listened to your songs. When you grew, I did too. Each song reminds me of a difficult, happy or devastating moment and they helped so much getting through the #hardtimes
Thank you for being such a huge part of my life, you have inspired me in so many ways.
It was amazing seeing you again ( well I didn't really see you, I was too small to see anything over all these tall people 😅) and I hope that I will see you again in the near future. ❤️❤️❤️
(P.S. I have only been to two concerts in my whole life 😅) #paramore#paramoretour#happiestgirl#cologne#weekendvibes#amazingconcert#orangehairdontcare#letthepainremindyouthatheartscanheal